Wood Butcher — It’s more than a nickname. In the trades, it’s what they call a real-deal carpenter or woodworker. And just like the name, this scent brings grit and skill to the table.
Built from rich Mahogany and bold Teakwood, it kicks off strong and smooths into Vanilla, Oak, and a clean finish of Amber Musk. It’s cologne-class with a blue-collar backbone — masculine, refined, and damn near perfect for daily wear. Smells like a freshly sanded workbench in a shop that doubles as a whiskey lounge. Rugged but refined.
Whether you’re swinging a hammer or sipping bourbon by the fire, this is your go-to for the long haul.
Get Your Bedlam On.
SEASONAL FIT: 🗓️ANYTIME CHAOS — built for all seasons, all situations.
SMELLS LIKE: POLISHED WOOD + WARM SPICE + CLEAN MUSK
BEDLAM BUILT
• Made with all-natural, high-performance oils
• Non-greasy—won’t leave your face lookin’ like a glazed donut
• Fights beard-druff, itch, and dry skin like it’s got a score to settle
• Softens the rough without killing the grit
• Won’t clog your pores (noncomedogenic, but we don’t speak lab coat)
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PUT IT TO WORK
• After a shower or beard wash
• Before you roll out, clock in, or kick up dust
• Anytime your beard feels dry, itchy, or like it’s tryin’ to test you
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Small batch. All grit. No compromise.
ALLERGY WARNING: Bedlam Beard Oils and Balms contain nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place and out of direct sunlight.
