SNAKE is smooth on the surface, but built with a little more bite underneath. Double vanilla, brown sugar, and soft barrel warmth give this one a creamy, sweet edge that stays calm, steady, and never gets loud.
It wears mellow up front, then settles into a richer finish that feels smooth, grounded, and just dangerous enough to keep things interesting. Like a late night milkshake with a loaded grin.
Built for the man who doesn’t need to prove anything. Calm until pushed. Kind by nature. Deadly by necessity. The snake never warns. It just knows when to strike
This was previously $5 Shake in 2015.
Stay Rugged. Stay Bedlam.
SEASONAL FIT: 🗓️ ANYTIME CHAOS – Smooth, mellow, and built for daily wear.
SMELLS LIKE: DOUBLE VANILLA + BROWN SUGAR + BARREL WARMTH
BEDLAM BUILT
• Made with all-natural, high-performance oils
• Non-greasy wear for daily use
• Helps fight beard-druff, itch, and dry skin l
• Softens the rough beard hairs without killing the grit
• Won’t clog your pores (noncomedogenic, but we don’t speak lab coat)
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PUT IT TO WORK
• After a shower or beard wash
• Before work, date night, or heading out
• Anytime your beard feels dry, rough, or it's actin' up
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Small batch. All grit. No compromise.