SNAKE – Oil & Balm Kit
SMELLS LIKE: DOUBLE VANILLA + BROWN SUGAR + BARREL WARMTH
Calm. Sweet. Dangerous. Snake is smooth on the surface, but built with a little more bite underneath. Double vanilla, brown sugar, and soft barrel warmth give this one a creamy, sweet edge that stays calm, steady, and never gets loud. It wears mellow up front, then settles into a richer finish that feels smooth, grounded, and just dangerous enough to keep things interesting. Like a late night milkshake with a loaded grin.
Snake oil & balm kit hydrates, softens, and delivers control for the beard all day long.
Built for the man who doesn’t need to prove anything. Calm until pushed. Kind by nature. Deadly by necessity. The snake never warns. It just knows when to strike.
This was previously $5 Shake in 2015.
Stay Rugged. Stay Bedlam.
SEASONAL FIT: 🗓️ ANYTIME CHAOS – Smooth, mellow, and built for daily wear.
Small batch. All grit. No compromise.
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Ships within 1-2 business days. No backlog.
Small batch. Built for performance.
If it doesn't hit, we'll make it right.
SNAKE – Oil & Balm Kit
If you have any questions, you are always welcome to contact us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible, within 24 hours on weekdays.
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What's In It (Built to Perform)
What It Does
- Deeply hydrates dry, irritated skin beneath your beard
- Reduces itch and beardruff
- Softens coarse hair without weighing it down
- Adds a natural, non-greasy shine
- Helps strengthen hair and prevent breakage
Built for long days, rough conditions, and real-world use.
Carrier Oil Blend (Why It Works)
- Sweet Almond Oil – Promotes healthy growth, deeply moisturizes, strengthens hair
- MCT Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration, antimicrobial, helps reduce itch and irritation
- Avocado Oil – Repairs damage, reduces breakage, nourishes skin
- Grapeseed Oil – Locks in moisture, adds shine, smooths split ends
- Karanja Oil – Helps soothe irritated skin, reduce beard itch, and adds natural protective support
- Moringa Oil – Rich in antioxidants, helps moisturize skin, soften hair, and defend against environmental stress
- Castor Oil – Stregthens strands, supports thickness and durability
- Meadowfoam Seed Oil – Seals in moisture, long-lasting hydration without heaviness
Built as a balanced blend – never a cheap filler base.
Why Bedlam
- Small batch production for consistent quality and control
- Built for long days, heat, sweat, and real-world wear
- No cheap filler oils – just a balanced, performance-driven blend
- No overhyped growth claims – just results you can feel
- Veteran owned, built on grit, not trends
Built for those who put in the work – not those looking for shortcuts.
Full Ingredients
BEARD OIL: Sweet Almond Oil, MCT Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Castor Oil, Karanja Oil, Moringa Oil. Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Fragrance (Skin safe)
BEARD BALM: Shea Butter, Beeswax, Sweet Almond Oil, Sunflower Oil, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Essential/Fragrance Oils
Built with skin-safe fragrance oils for performance and scent longevity. Formulated within strict skin-safe standards for leave-on products.
FAQs
Info you need. Nothing you don't. Stay Bedlam
How do I use it?
Apply to a slightly damp beard for best results.
Place oil in your palm based on beard length (start light, add as needed), rub hands together, then massage into your beard – making sure to reach the skin underneath the beard.
Finish by combing or brushing through for even distibution.
Is this for skin or just beard?
Built for the skin beneath your beard first. Healthy skin reduces itch, dryness, and irritation–resulting in a stronger, better-looking beard.
It also softens hair, reduces frizz, and adds a natural finish.
WIll this help my beard grow?
Beard oil doesn't change your genetics – but it creates the best environment for healthy growth. Hydrated skin, reduced irritation, and stronger hair all support a fuller, better-looking beard over time.
How strong is the scent?
Moderate and long-lasting without being overpowering. Designed to be noticeable, not overwhelming.
Do you have a store I can visit?
Bedlam is currently online only, but you'll occasionally find us at events and pop-ups. Follow along to catch us in the wild.
Select barbershop pertners may carry limited stock.