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Just as some things are built to endure, others are impossible to forget.
The cost of chaos, the weight of sacrifice—it doesn't balance, and it never will.
But we understand value.
Because we've see what it truly costs.
This is Bedlam.
Rage. Roam. Repeat.
For those who know damn well a tree stand is cheaper than a lawyer. This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement. A punchline. A warning. Built for the wild ones who'd rather lose cell service than their patience. Whether you're tracking elk or dodging bad choices, this tee lets 'em know where you stand — dead center and unapologetic.
Details that hit harder than your ex’s lawyer fees:
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton – soft enough for your grandma’s hug, tough enough for brush, blood, and bail hearings
Side seams & shoulder tape – holds its shape like a grudge
Ribbed collar – stiff enough to keep that neck crisp
Bold, durable screen print – so that antlered skull keeps glaring no matter how rough the wash
Unisex fit – for hunters, roamers, and everyone who’s had “a talk” with the game warden
Care Instructions (AKA Don’t Be a Dumbass):
Cold wash
Tumble dry low
Medium heat iron (if you're into that)
No bleach or dry cleaning unless you're trying to ruin a good thing
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