Jake is that laid-back smooth talker everyone likes—but no one sees coming. Built on a base of Vanilla Bean, Brown Sugar, and just a splash of Whiskey, this blend is light, sweet, and dangerously easy to wear. No smoke. No spice. No hard edges. Just a warm vibe and a grin that gets remembered.

Sweet enough for summer. Smooth enough for fall. Sharp enough to stay on rotation all year.

Get Your Bedlam On. 

This was previously $5 Shake in 2015.

SEASONAL FIT: 🗓️ ANYTIME CHAOS – Clean, mellow, and made to wear every damn day.

SMELLS LIKE: Vanilla Sugar + Light Bourbon + Easy Charm.

BEDLAM BUILT

• Made with all-natural, high-performance oils

• Non-greasy—won’t leave your face lookin’ like a glazed donut

• Fights beard-druff, itch, and dry skin like it’s got a score to settle

• Softens the rough without killing the grit

• Won’t clog your pores (noncomedogenic, but we don’t speak lab coat)

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PUT IT TO WORK

• After a shower or beard wash

• Before you roll out, clock in, or kick up dust

• Anytime your beard feels dry, itchy, or like it’s tryin’ to test you

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Small batch. All grit. No compromise.

ALLERGY WARNING: Bedlam Beard Oils and Balms contain nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place and out of direct sunlight.