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Just as some things are built to endure, others are impossible to forget.
The cost of chaos, the weight of sacrifice—it doesn't balance, and it never will.
But we understand value.
Because we've see what it truly costs.
This is Bedlam.
Some people shop. You sharpen a blade and vanish into the trees.
The Forage or Die T-Shirt isn’t just clothing — it’s a warning label. For those who ID mushrooms by gut feeling, live off what they can dig, pluck, or stalk, and consider “edibility” more of a dare than a guideline.
This is for the trail-blind, mud-crusted, wild food junkies who sniff logs, talk to chanterelles, and sometimes regret their salad.
Whether you're deep in the woods or raising eyebrows at the co-op, this shirt calls your tribe: the mycelium-mad, dandelion-munching, spore-stained misfits who’d rather eat dirt than go digital.
Getting “the look” at suburban farmer’s markets
Hiking off-trail with full intent and zero GPS
Bragging about your homemade nettle pesto
Letting your shirt explain why your backpack smells like garlic mustard
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — Ultra-soft, field-tested comfort
Side seams for structure — Because mushroom bags get heavy
Ribbed knit collar — Holds shape through sweat, rain, and questionable fungi
Reinforced shoulder taping — Made to carry baskets, blades, and whatever else you scavenge
Bold DTG print — Crisp enough to spook hikers, tough enough for trail wear
Wash cold, like a creek
Tumble dry low or line dry like your ancestors did
Iron if your mushrooms insist
No dry cleaning — what are you, a chef?
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